Dumb Laws

Georgia along with every other state has dumb laws that remain in their possession.  Here I have listed a few for your enjoyment.

Keep in mind, these laws were written due to the fact somebody somewhere committed these acts and it turned out badly.

  • Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
  • All sex toys are banned.
  • It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
  • No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.

 

City Dumb Laws

  • Acworth-All citizens must own a rake.
  • Athens-If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
  • It is illegal to sell two beers are once for a single price. For example, a bar can’t run a 2 Bud Lights for $5 special.
  • Though being forced to close your business is bad enough, Athens-Clarke County forces one to obtain a license before holding a Going-Out-Of-Business sale.
  • Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
  • Owners of mules may not allow their animal to roam around Athens unsupervised.
  • Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.
  • It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair.
  • On Mondays, it is illegal for one to whistle very loud after 11:00 PM.
  • You may not get drunk on a bus.
  • No one may bathe in Sandy Creek Lake.
  • Alabama slingshots may not be used in the city limits.

That concludes Athens-Clarke County.  And it’s no wonder since it’s the party section.

  • Atlanta-Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
  • One man may not be on another man’s back.
  • Columbus-One man may not be on another man’s back.

 

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